A message from Minister Marune
November 11th 2005
Your
true Prophet, and Friend in the Lord, Tracy Marune recently visited the evil
land of seduction and celebrity Lust, the Belly of The Beast, the city of
“Angels”, Los Angeles, California on a grave mission of importance and
protest. Minister Marune went on this mission to protest The Television Host
James Kimmel, of the “Late Night with James Kimmel” TV program. On November
10th 2005, Mr. Kimmel played a video clip on his program from a recent episode
of “Trading Spouses” that featured a faithful woman from Louisiana named
Marguerite Perrin. Mr. Kimmel displayed this video clip in a “humorous”
context, in order to mock her and denounce the name of our Lord and Father Jesus
Christ.
Tracy Marune made quick action and once again took
the Good Lord’s word to the streets in protest, and asked James Kimmel to
apologize to Marguerite and Our Lord above in the name of Jesus Christ. In doing
that, we might save the name of Christ from further Liberal Media bamboozling
and attack. This mission may also have saved James Kimmel from a quick path to
Hell and damnation.
- Tracy Marunee
Marguerite Perrin
Tracy Marune's account...
I
first traveled to the corner of Hollywood & Highland to Protest
the James Kimmel show. James Kimmel Records his Program of Satanic worship at a
tiny underground studio on Hollywood Blvd.
I was on the corner of Hollywood & Highland for
quite some time waving my sign, and sending the good Lord’s message to the
passing masses. (The sign read, "James Kimmel is a Satan" and
"James Kimmel Repent Now" on the other side.) After some time had
passed, I decided to walk towards the studio, and pay James Kimmel a visit.
That is where I ran into a James Kimmel camera crew doing a "Word on the street" interview session that was led by a man posing as a police officer named Cousin Frank, (Posing as an officer of this good nation’s land is a sin, and illegal) then their cameras noticed me, and one thing led to another...
James Kimmel felt My presence along
with the Lord’s, and he crawled out from his cave to the sidewalk to see my
sign, and I asked him to apologize in the name of the Lord. Mr. Kimmel randomly
brought with him a Jar of Brownies, which he quickly began handing out to
innocent passing youth. Filling their bodies with the evils of High sugar snacks
that act as gateways to long lives of torture and drug addiction.
He said that he would say he was sorry if I agreed
to eat one of his “bong” brownies that were baked under the devil’s sun.
Eventually I agreed to eat part of the Brownie, so that he would have to say
sorry for his sins, and I would then finish the brownie in an act of Christian
protest.
It went back and fourth for several minutes, Then
with the hand of God in mine, I placed it on his head and performed a
"saving" on him that will hopefully bring peace back to the hearts of
many Christian TV viewers that were struck and insulted by the sinister and
cowardly remarks that Kimmel had made on his program the prior evening...
After I attempted to save him he
quickly retreated away back between the gates of hell into his studio. As he
went up the steps into the studio, I said a prayer for him, then I took the rest
of the brownie and threw it at him...pegging him in his side, then Mr. Kimmel
threw the brownie back at me, but the brownie hit a young boy named Sean
instead, another victim of careless violence. Then the ABC (Another Bad
Creation) Camera crew asked me if I had any final words for James Kimmel. So I
preached more, until my throat hurt. I said would pray for him and his soul.
I pray for you James Kimmel. May you find the Lord,
before the Devil finds you.
Amen
-Tracy Marune
Minister, Prophet
Waldorph Christian Parish, Goshen, OH